窓際スーパーつらい — 出社インポッシブル篇

Wan 3.0 — 30秒・480P・本番プロンプト

Create exactly ONE continuous 30-second 16:9 premium photorealistic Japanese beer parody commercial with synchronized sound. Title: Madogiwa Super TRY, Japanese product name 窓際スーパーつらい. Start as a serious big-budget espionage action movie; reveal that a perilous skyscraper climb is merely a worker commuting to his absurd exterior balcony desk. Finish as a genuinely appetizing ice-cold beer commercial. One task, multiple cinematic shots.

REFERENCES
Image 1: Sobaya identity. Preserve the massive muscular stocky build, short black hair, neutral gray exposed skin including hands/arms/ears/neck, exact rigid white mask with red markings and black eye/mouth openings. White short-sleeved T-shirt, black trousers, white sneakers. Mask correctly worn throughout EVERY frame, including climbing, speaking and drinking. It never lifts, slips, becomes transparent, flexes, changes its openings or reveals a human face. Reference mug is ONLY used after reaching his desk. Both hands empty for climbing. Ignore sheet panels, labels, multiple bodies, white background.
Image 2: Fukuchan identity. Use the RIGHT facial portraits as identity and left panels only for black jacket, graphic shirt, lanyard and body/clothing. Exactly one complete adult man with attached head. No mannequin, headless person or duplicated views. Preserve his real face; allow expressive natural synchronized facial motion.
Image 3: Exterior balcony architecture and humble furniture from manga episode 3. Narrow gray metal platform projecting from a very tall glass tower, metal railings, a cramped desk with paper stacks, cardboard-box chair, cardboard boxes. Ignore the character depicted there; use Image 1 exclusively for Sobaya. Fixed sealed floor-to-ceiling glass behind the desk, absolutely NO door, opening window, hatch, interior access or stairs. The only way to reach the desk is climbing the outside. Contemporary photorealistic cinematography rather than a comic panel. A small 窓際族 paper sign on railing may match the reference; no wanted poster needed.
Image 4: Exact photorealistic squat silver 350ml beer can design: black double octagonal frame, fine horizontal aluminum shoulder ribs, black sharply slanted angular Madogiwa wordmark with outlined edges, small red serif SUPER above large red quoted “TRY”, large black 生 with dense tiny English copy, red 窓際スーパーつらい near bottom, お酒 oval and 350ml. Preserve all label hierarchy and proportions from Image 4. Preserve this product, no Asahi wordmark or substitution with Super Dry. Use only this can design; do not copy reference background.
Audio 1: Sobaya voice-timbre reference ONLY, low gravelly resonant monster-like adult male. Use his identity and timbre for the two specified Japanese lines. Do not copy the sample words, pauses or timing.
Audio 2: Fukuchan voice-timbre reference ONLY, bright friendly energetic adult male. Same speaker for early radio instruction and visible office greeting. Do not copy sample words, pauses or timing.

CONTINUITY
Cold winter morning high above Tokyo. Blue-gray reflective facade, strong wind and distant traffic. Sobaya steadily progresses upward toward ONE balcony. Keep support points and gravity physically coherent. The climb is sincere, tense, and spectacular, with no comedy faces. Never show the desk, beer or office destination before 12 seconds. Fukuchan stays indoors behind closed fixed glass, never opens a window. A small radio earpiece explains communication through the glass. One silver can and one empty large clear beer mug wait on the balcony desk. The mug is filled only after arrival. No alcohol during the climb. Match identity, clothes, geography, daylight and product across cuts.

Shot 1 [0.0-5.0 s] — Extreme vertical scale: Sobaya clings to skyscraper mullions, the road tiny far below. Low oblique aerial wide shot into a closer profile of his gray hand gripping an edge. Powerful original spy-thriller orchestral rhythm and tense strings, rushing wind, measured exertion breathing. At 0.6-4.7s Fukuchan speaks by radio, once: 「そば屋さん、到着まであと10秒です。」 Pronunciation: そばやさん、とうちゃくまで あと じゅうびょうです. Serious controlled delivery, subtly radio-filtered but recognizable. No visible Fukuchan yet. Mask fully worn.

Shot 2 [5.0-12.0 s] — Tight shot of fingers gripping metal, then vertiginous wide. A small foothold fractures. Sobaya drops to a one-handed hang, swings his body to reach the adjacent vertical mullion with his free hand, secures both hands and resumes climbing upward. One coherent recovery, never teleporting, flying or duplicating limbs. Rapid but readable spy-film coverage. Mask remains correctly worn and rigid. Wind, metal grit, cloth and breathing; music builds. No words or shouted improvisation.

Shot 3 [12.0-17.0 s] — He grips the upper railing and hauls himself over it; BOTH feet land on the narrow balcony by about 14s. Camera pulls back to reveal the pathetic desk and cardboard chair attached to this huge tower, sealed glass behind him and no inside access. Stop the thriller music abruptly at 14.2s, leaving wind and ordinary office ambience. At 14.6-16.3s Sobaya casually says once: 「おはようございます。」 Hold his masked upper body through the end of the line. The joke is the casual greeting after enormous effort. No mask animation, lip opening or unmasking.

Shot 4 [17.0-21.0 s] — Through optically clear fixed glass, a steady chest-up view of Fukuchan inside the comfortable office, directly addressing Sobaya outside with a sunny smile. At 17.2-19.8s say exactly once: 「今日も出社、ギリギリですね！」 Pronunciation: きょうも しゅっしゃ、ぎりぎりですね. Face and mouth clearly visible, natural synchronized lips/jaw/cheeks, shot held until final phoneme and closed mouth. Radio carries his voice through the sealed glass. Then cut to Sobaya settling on his cardboard chair outside, can and empty mug on desk. Never open a window or show a balcony door.

Shot 5 [21.0-26.0 s] — Sudden premium beer-commercial sensory closeups. At 21s Sobaya opens the same cold silver can: crisp PSSHT. Pour golden beer into the clear mug with beautiful fine white foam, condensation and shining backlight. A brief medium shot: masked Sobaya raises the mug rim to the existing mouth opening for one modest sip, then lowers it. Mask stays rigid and correctly seated; mug never penetrates mask, mask openings never enlarge, no exposed face. At 24.0-25.7s after lowering the mug he says with deadpan satisfaction, once: 「冷えてる。待遇も。」 Pronunciation: ひえてる。たいぐうも. Let the pause land. Bright original premium beer-commercial music replaces the spy tension, mixed below dialogue.

Shot 6 [26.0-30.0 s] — Static luxurious hero product shot: ONE upright silver branded can on clean clear ice occupying left third of frame, same Image 4 design, cold droplets and silver rim light, dark charcoal-to-steel background. Keep right 60 percent empty and low-detail for exact graphics added later. Camera locked, no rotating can or hands. Deep confident professional male narrator, distinct from the two characters, says once at 26.5-28.5s: 「窓際スーパーつらい。」 Pronunciation: まどぎわ すーぱー つらい. It is TSURAI, not dorai and not torai. Clean powerful advertising delivery. Resolve music by 30s without cutting off a word.

AUDIO AND HARD CONSTRAINTS
Wan generates all dialogue, synchronized Fukuchan speech, original music, effects and ambience together. These FIVE quoted lines are the complete script; no additional slogans, chatter, English speech or duplicated lines. No copied recognizable film score. Never animate the rigid mask as lips. Canonical voice references are timbre only. No subtitles, on-screen captions, title cards, watermarks or countdown UI; product print is the specified exception. Final exact copy will be added in post: do not generate it in the empty right side. Exactly one Sobaya and one Fukuchan, no extra characters. Preserve full mask and gray skin at every cut and all action/drinking frames. No interior access to balcony, no rope elevator, no magical recovery. Beer appears only after balcony reveal. No gore or injuries. Exactly 30 seconds, one generation task.